Thursday, April 9, 2009

Whoa

Its been loads of work since I returned from vacation. After all I need to clear the mess that I created right? Well, that's what has been keeping me occupied. And it could have done well had it kept me away from "Ayan" as well. Alas, it didn't. For those Surya fans, the following statements are not gonna be any way near pleasing.

I firmly believe, I can bet my life, that "Ayan" is an out-and-out Vijay movie. All the ingredients for a Vijay movie is there 1. No logic 2. No story 3. Bad placement of songs 4. All scenes are glitched

And the movie world would be no less proud of Mr.K.V.Anand, the proud director of the film, because all the "paarampariyam" of tamil cinema has been preserved and dished to the tamil audience one more time. For the uninitiated the following are some paarampariyams
1. Hero always succeeds in cheating police - even though what hero does is wrong
2. Heroine of the film would be ready to sing a duet in an exotic location with hero any time, even when she loses entire family in a tragic accident (here she loses her brother and immediately jumps in to duet)
3. When hero fights the main villain, always..ALWAYS first few blows are taken by our hero.
4. Only after bleeding hero will retaliate.
5. Main villain always has one chance of coming back. He doesn't die the first time hero bears him down. He would rise come again, to shock the entire audience and then die.

There you go. You got the picture, right? Cinematography was the only plus in the movie. Harris must have seen the movie before tuning and hence the disaster. Re-recording was completely left to a cat running on the keyboard. On the whole...whoa no words to summarize it - ok its Kuruvi part-2.

What's eating me?

General Election - 2009. I wonder if there is anything yet to defied as far as our politics are concerned.