Seidhigal Vaasippadhu...

This is gonna be a out and out tamil post...of course written in English. Wanted to write a spoof... so non tamilians, if any reading my blog, please have mercy on me!

...Bayam thelindha Balachandran.

Vanakkkam! Thalaippu cheidhigal.

-> Engalukkum Chequemir il nadappadharkkum endha sammandhamum illai
-> Bomma solvadhu ellaamae poi - Malaignar arivippu.
-> Meedum 250 B.C India vai uruvaakkuvom - Soyawati aakrosham
-> Sothyam irandaam baagam nadippaen - Puratchi Palpodi paetti
-> Meen pidithu meendum aatril vida aasai - Diamonds manam thirakkiraar

Virivaana seidhigal

-> Engalukkum Chequemir il nadakkum prechanaikkum endha vida thodarbhum illai endru nammudaiya pakkathu desathin pradhamar thitta vattamaagha arivithaar. Indru adhi kaalai 4:30 mani alavil, Chequemir-in ellai arugae ISI training petra 100 perai nam naattirkkul ayudhangaludan anuppi veitha pozhudhu avar ivvaaru therivithaar.

-> Bomma idhu varai unmaiyae sonnadhu illai enbadharkku naetraya avaradhu arikkai oru saandru endru sutti kaatti irukkiraar Malaignar. Meedum oru murai thanakkum CERN nadathiya LHC test irkum Bomma sonnadhu pola endha vidha thodarbhum kidayaadhu ena arivithaar.

-> Soyawati ellaa thozhirchaalaigalaiyum azhithu meendum andha nilangalai ellam vivasaayigalidamae thara vendum endru varpuruthi irukkiraar. Avarudaiya arikkaiyil 250 B.C il India vil makkal ellaam nalathodu vaazha vazhi vaguthadhu thozhirchaalaigal illaamai dhaan endru sutti kaatti ullaar. Idhanaal angu "varatta" thozirchaalai varum endru edhir paartha pala 1000 kanakkaana kudumbangal yaemaatram adaindhanar.

-> Sothyam padathin irandaam baagam nadithae theeruvaen endru puratchi palpodi therivithu ulladhaal tamizhagam engum makkal beedhi adaindhu ullanar. Idhu satrum edhir paaraadha oru dhideer mudivu. Sameebhathil avar naditha Sothyam padathai paartha adhirchiyil makkal koottam koottamaaga tharkolai seidhu kondadhu kuripida thakkadhu.

-> Pandhai adippadhai vida meen pidippadhu kadinam endru munnaal natchathira aattakkaar Diamonds therivithu irukkiraar. Adhai patri melum kelvi ezhuppiya podhu, karuthu therivikka maruthuvittaar.

Nandri Vanakkam!

Nightmare

Yesterday night was all pleasant.... I think I was in very good company of frenz.

I remember we drove some where and we were all sitting together and passing comments on few people. It was all ok...

And then I suddenly felt that some one was trying to cut me in to pieces... they start cutting me from neck with an axe.... then I panic... no one was there!

Then after few minutes.. I felt some one was hitting with a hammer on my head... I see no one except my frenz but the pain is there in the head. This wasn't any good. 

And then came the final touch, some one was trying to strangle me to death and they were standing in front of me. I could clearly see all of them... I was dying and they even showed me all their names.... There is sure revenge after my death...

Watch Dhaam Dhoom in theatres!