Yes people, I have moved to Kolkata - City of joy! I have been writing a post on that... lying in my draft. We will see that later because there is some thing I thought I should tell the world first. That's the rules of Sector V of Salt lake city - the house of strange looking people who are always tagged for some reason.
Learning road rules in Sector V can be an overwhelming task. So, let me try to make it easier for you
Driving lane - You drive on
1. left if you are a supporter of CPM
2. right if you are a supporter of Trinamool Congress
3. on top of another vehicle/human/animal/anything if you are driving share auto
Usage of horn is something very important. Otherwise you run the risk of having your license cancelled.
You honk if
1. you do not like the weather
2. there is a heavy traffic for over 2 kms (which happens often)
3. your GF left you
4. you are hungry
5. you drive an auto
and other unfathomable reasons. If some is blocking your way, you do not honk. You run over them.
Speed limit:
Defined in the speedometer on the dashboard of the vehicle that you are driving.
If you are bored, you can derive fun by
1. splashing the water logged on roads on the pedestrians
2. stopping your vehicle perpendicular to the traffic and blame it on Michael Schumacher
3. announcing strike
The rest of Kolkata ain't like this I am told! So..Peace!
3 comments:
I see you that you've been a hermit as well. Hope you are well, ji! :)
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