I have been diagnosed with movie watching syndrome. The fact that I know hindi, tamil and telugu has only added fuel to the fire. What ever might be the language there seems to be certain rulez followed, with an obedience of married women of ancient Indian civilization, by the movie makers.
1. Heroines are the dumbest women on the earth. They can fall for even silliest of trick. They have limited costume and brains!
2. A horror movie always has a semi-lunatic/lunatic person in the vicinity of the place of horror.
3. Villains always kidnap people to places with lots of drums and barrels.
4. Another one on horror movie... the maid of the house luks like a heroine with out make-up (ghost) and has borrowed voice from one of the character in star-wars!
5. I am yet to see a horror movie with out black colored cat. I advice police to replace all the dogs with Cats (black colored) as they can sense a murder even before it happens.
6. Heroes are like cartoon characters. There is no limit to what they can do. (Just like Bunny walks up in the air - thro a virtual ladder)
7. Action heroes are always bearded
8. Action heroes do not woo the heroine. How ever bad they are, heroines will be behind them.
9. Heroes' close friend will always die
10. Villains always choose the most time consuming methods to kill the hero there by giving him an opportunity to escape (like hanging'em up with a ice block beneath... so the moment ice melts.. hero will die)
11. Poor always loves the rich
12. Poor heroes' mothers are either widows or die.
These are few... there are lot more. Once you watch lotsa movies...you tend to grasp the trend!
God save movie watchers!
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Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Go paperless??
These days, every service provider every bank offers us the option of going paperless. No paper at all. All the transactions will be emailed to you.
If you have signed up for paperless billing/statements, be sure to save those emails. No...nothing against the banks. You might have to put them to use in many important occassions in your life. Recently, my friend's family was looking for an alliance. Here's what the girl's parents wanted to know (not one bit exaggerated)
1. Annual Salary + Variable component
2. Office address in the U.S
3. Work phone number
4. Brother(who is in the U.S) of the girl will call and talk to him on the work phone.
Many more... only these are on top of my mind!
Going by the scheme of things, this would form a great base as a new business model. Do all these activities and have pre-cleared grooms :P
If the current trend persists, probably people getting married in another 3 years or so will have to do the following
1. Submit address proof for stay in your current U.S address. (If your stay is less than 3 months in the current address, then include an address proof for the previous address along with the reason why you moved)
2. Recent 6 Months bank statement. (Salary account(
3. Photo identification proof.
4. Letter from your employer attesting the fact that you are employed with that company
5. Three people's reference in your locality along with their numbers.
If you submit the above documents, your application would be processed within 2 months from the date of submission and your eligibility to compete will be determined.
If eligible, your photograph will be taken up for discussion with the girl!!!!
Married guys - Lucky you! Yeah for a change... Lucky you!
Unmarried young guns with GF - You are rulers!
Third front - Write up a similar post - All the best!
If you have signed up for paperless billing/statements, be sure to save those emails. No...nothing against the banks. You might have to put them to use in many important occassions in your life. Recently, my friend's family was looking for an alliance. Here's what the girl's parents wanted to know (not one bit exaggerated)
1. Annual Salary + Variable component
2. Office address in the U.S
3. Work phone number
4. Brother(who is in the U.S) of the girl will call and talk to him on the work phone.
Many more... only these are on top of my mind!
Going by the scheme of things, this would form a great base as a new business model. Do all these activities and have pre-cleared grooms :P
If the current trend persists, probably people getting married in another 3 years or so will have to do the following
1. Submit address proof for stay in your current U.S address. (If your stay is less than 3 months in the current address, then include an address proof for the previous address along with the reason why you moved)
2. Recent 6 Months bank statement. (Salary account(
3. Photo identification proof.
4. Letter from your employer attesting the fact that you are employed with that company
5. Three people's reference in your locality along with their numbers.
If you submit the above documents, your application would be processed within 2 months from the date of submission and your eligibility to compete will be determined.
If eligible, your photograph will be taken up for discussion with the girl!!!!
Married guys - Lucky you! Yeah for a change... Lucky you!
Unmarried young guns with GF - You are rulers!
Third front - Write up a similar post - All the best!
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