I have been diagnosed with movie watching syndrome. The fact that I know hindi, tamil and telugu has only added fuel to the fire. What ever might be the language there seems to be certain rulez followed, with an obedience of married women of ancient Indian civilization, by the movie makers.
1. Heroines are the dumbest women on the earth. They can fall for even silliest of trick. They have limited costume and brains!
2. A horror movie always has a semi-lunatic/lunatic person in the vicinity of the place of horror.
3. Villains always kidnap people to places with lots of drums and barrels.
4. Another one on horror movie... the maid of the house luks like a heroine with out make-up (ghost) and has borrowed voice from one of the character in star-wars!
5. I am yet to see a horror movie with out black colored cat. I advice police to replace all the dogs with Cats (black colored) as they can sense a murder even before it happens.
6. Heroes are like cartoon characters. There is no limit to what they can do. (Just like Bunny walks up in the air - thro a virtual ladder)
7. Action heroes are always bearded
8. Action heroes do not woo the heroine. How ever bad they are, heroines will be behind them.
9. Heroes' close friend will always die
10. Villains always choose the most time consuming methods to kill the hero there by giving him an opportunity to escape (like hanging'em up with a ice block beneath... so the moment ice melts.. hero will die)
11. Poor always loves the rich
12. Poor heroes' mothers are either widows or die.
These are few... there are lot more. Once you watch lotsa movies...you tend to grasp the trend!
God save movie watchers!
17 comments:
hey i thought you blogged in English!!!havent you?
I write it with help from translators!
evalov vettiya neega :P
Good one da...
Point 5 - top...!!!
Nanba, orae mari padam neraya parkadhae edhachum agida podhu...
appo appo Tom n Jerry or some TR padam paaru
India varum podhu we would like to see the normal Prashanth ;)
that way its less taxing to watch thesee films ?
They are not showing many rape scenes now. I just dont like a villain, who fails to attempt a heroine-rape.
And there will also be one song where the hero will sing about the peruma of amma, thangachi, kadai, nermai, erumai, et al..
@ Vidhya - Samoogha sevaiku peru vetti naa naan parama vetti dhaan!
@ Pratheesh a.k.a Vetty Officer - Thnx. Dont worry! Enakku onnum aagala... naan nalla dhaan irukkaen.. I am perfectly alright! (Major Sundarrajan style)
@ Ramki - If you say so... I will have to agree
@ Arun Sundar - Kabali... dont be a rapist...err.. sadist ba! Heroine on screen off screen ore maadhiree irupaanghalaa?
@ Gayatri - Gud point! Welcome to Cinemavil sikkiyor sangam!
3rd point was very funny! :P Duet movie than gnabagam varuthu..ayo ayo..Prabhu fight panuvarey..urundu urundu athuvum ;) Drum uruluda avaru urulara theriyathu samayathula :P
@ Ponnarasi - Enna kodumai saravanan idhu? Prabhu vaazhga!
nammaloda kalacharatha katti kaapaathura cinema va pathi ippadiya nanri illama eluthurathu?
@ Ela - Naan nandri illadhavanaa?? Ennanna kalchaaratha eduthu kaatudhunnu solla vandhaen!
point 9 - heros friend dying - i liked it in Dil (tamil) - evven though the setting was cliched. and the one in kurudhipunal. Not that bad as the other cliches, what do you say ?
Ramki - Any bit of importance to the heroes' frenz or dialogues like "Naan engayo poiduvaen" is a dead give away
sorry machhi. but i am not able to place "Naan engayo poiduvaen" ? where does this one come?
I do not remember the name of the movie... but for ex in "Azhagiya Theeyae" the guy will say... sollittu ingha irukka maattaen poittae iruppaen! Those kind of stuff
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