Friday, May 9, 2008

A fancy meet

For some reason Dush, Barjun Singh, Gaswant Singh, Ladoo Prasad, Vanmohan and Gramadoss are in one place discussing the Indian economy.

Ladoo: I think the good performance of the railways has a lot to do with India's rising economy. With this, every Indian should buy cows. I will take the fodder contract
Barjun Singh: I have a plan ji! We will introduce reservation system here. Backward class cows will be sold first.
Gaswant Singh: This is ridiculous. I think we should confiscate money from all cricketers and build a cement factory
Barjun Singh: 33% reservation for women in employment ji!
Gramadoss: Women going to work is against ancient tamil culture. I strictly condemn this proposal of Barjun singh.
Gaswant Singh: Due to all this money, food prices are increasing.
Dush: With improving economy, you guys are demanding more nutritious food and you are eating lot. This has caused food price to increase in the US.
Gramadoss: aaaaaiii... Dush has spoken ill abt tamil culture and Indian culture. we should stop screening all the hollywood movies.
Ladoo: Vanmohan ji... what is your response?
Vanmohan: (Zonia ji... Can I talk?) According to Bongress high command, we can resolve this issue amicably.
Dush goes out for a smoke...

Gramadoss: Mr.Dush has to learn few things from Rajinikanth. Being a leader of a extremely powerful country. He is giving a wrong example to others.
Dush: I heard that Mukesh is building an awesome house in Mumbai
Barjun singh: Yes ji. First 6 floors are RESERVED for parking.
Ladoo: Barjun ji... can't you talk any thing other than reservation ji? Yes Mukesh house is gud. I cannot build from the revenue railways is generating
Vanmohan: Ladoo ji... revenue generated by railways is not your money.
Ladoo: Then who will enjoy all the money?
Gaswant: We should give employment to all poor people in India with that money.
Dush: I think over all India's health care has also improved.
Barjun: Yes ji. We have reserved 43% of mortuary space. In the rest 57% - 23% is reserved for women and the other 34% is open category.
Gramadoss: Mr.Dush... my son is the health minister and because of tamil culture only our health care has improved.
////****Dush leaves frustrated.****////
Gramadoss: Vanmohan... please support us for one more seat in Rajya sabha from Tamil Nadu.
Ladoo: No Vanmohan ji... I will not hand over Raliways department.
Vanmohan: Ministries are part of Lok Sabha Ladoo ji.
Barjun: I have an idea Gramadoss ji. We will create reservation for Rajya sabha members. We will allocate 15% for MPs from Tamil nadu.
Gaswant: Poor people should be brought in to politics. Some party should invite poor people. Some one should take care of them.
Vanmohan: Gaswant... why? Your party can take care of them right?
Gramadoss: That apart, I think we should ban Dasavatharam movie.
Barjun: Why?
Gramadoss: Dasavatharam is not a tamil name and Kamal is not glorifying tamil history...

and the conversation continues....

7 comments:

The Maverick Blog said...

LOL.... You could have also involved Bodi and Karunaganidhi to make the conversation crappier!! :D

And Barjun Singh says: //First 6 floors are RESERVED for parking.//

LOL.. TOP!

Gayatri said...

semma damage.. lol :)

m said...

so u managed to eavesdrop 'saying-goodbye-to-sanity' party it seems haaah!

Absconding said...

:D See how the conversations between politicians never get anywhere and tend to deviate from what needs to be discussed?? I bet this is exactly what happens in the loksabha!

If you had included Achuthananthan (our chief minister)..I tell you..it would have been a feast!!

N.V.Prashanth said...

@ Mac - Nandri ji! Bodi and Karu are elite ppl. Why bring in them here?

@ G3 - Naekka? Nokka? Blog ka? I think naatukku!

@ Ela - No. I got it from their press release.

@ Merin - Yeah.. take time once to see the loksabha sessions in DD... You wud ROFL. Mr.Achu's dialogues are very simple.. Say no to everything!

Sharodindu said...

itz not Xcelent...i would rather say itz Zcelent...
nice very nice..i really had no idea that critical economic and political issues can be used as a ripe raw material for post like this...Thanx a lot

N.V.Prashanth said...

@ Messenger - Thnx a ton! Keep visiting!